The Great Affair

Ciao bella!

2010-10-16T00:24:00.000-07:00

"You may have the universe if I may have Italy." --Giuseppe Verdi

After a long week of excel-ing at work, I jumped on the evening train to Milan...I'm setting off to explore the city and will let you know what I discover...I'm hoping it has a lot to do one or more of pizza, gelato, and great shoes...

She works hard for the money

2009-03-11T18:35:00.000-07:00

Though our rock wall is now finished, the office is still a construction zone, so I "worked from home" today. Has anyone had experience with this "working from home" business? If anyone has had success with this strategy, I am impressed with, nay, I am in awe of, this person. Truly, can it be done?

"Working from home" for me looks a little bit like this: wake up, walk around in circles, eat breakfast, walk around in circles some more, stare at the computer, go on a hike, stare at the computer some more, walk around in circles some more, eat lunch, stare at the computer, read Texas Monthly/Rolling Stone/Vanity Fair, walk around in circles, eat a snack, stare at the computer, realize, oh shit, it's five o'clock, I should start "working from home" now, stare at the computer with a sense of purpose. I have now been in this final phase for an hour and a half, and am about ready to call it a day. Does this count as a successful attempt at "working from home?" Methinks I need a bit more practice...or maybe a little hit of adderall...

Luckily, I don't think my bosses will flog me for not having accomplished a terrible amount of work today. This is one of the perks of my current j-o-b. There are many perks, which I call a good thing, especially given that I get paid veeeeeerrrryyy little. Weezer mentioned the other day that she got paid $500 a week when she started out her residency. Oh, one can dare to dream! $500 a week?! That sounds pretty good to this little lady...and that's what Weezer got paid 30 years ago, pre-inflation.

To supplement my meager income, I have decided to get a part time job. My first thought was Whole Foods. Here are my reasons for setting my sights on Whole Foods:

a) people still need to eat food during recessions, so grocery stores are probably still hiring

b) grocery stores have to open early and close pretty late, so I could probably work early morning and evening shifts, allowing me to work during the day at Metanoia

c) Whole Foods has health benefits, which I do not currently have and a fact which makes me nervous all the time...every time I get in my car I say to myself, "Self, do not get in a wreck, because if you get injured, you are seriously up a creek"...perhaps I should be focused on the more obvious reasons to avoid injury

d) my cousin, Susie, says there are cute boys at Whole Foods, and meeting cute boys is never a bad thing, even if they are the dreadlocked crunchy granola type, or really, I should say, especially if they are the dreadlocked crunchy granola type

I was excited to see online that the new Whole Foods in Venice is hiring and eagerly submitted an application. At the very least I'll get an interview, I thought. When I hadn't heard back in a few days, I marched my little self into the store to apply in person. An overly-pierced cashier told me that you can't apply in person, you have to do it online. Damn. What is the world coming to when you can't charm your way into a job?! Being charming is just falling by the wayside. Not only can you not charm your way into a job, radar cameras make it impossible for a gal to charm her way out of a traffic ticket. I don't like it, I tell you, not one little bit.

Well, even though I had little confidence in this online system, I resigned myself to it. I even began to pep myself up a little bit. I mean, my resume is pretty dece. Or so I thought. I just got an email from Whole Foods saying that I don't have the qualifications to fill the position. Seriously?! So much for that college edumacation! What's it gonna take for a gal to get a job stocking grocery shelves?! I guess Whole Foods is kind of the Ivy League of grocery stores. Looks like I'm going to have to lower the bar a little bit. Maybe the 711 is hiring. Now that'd be a job with perks...minimum wage plus free slurpees would be a significant raise.

A better bet...I'm just sayin...

2009-03-09T23:32:00.000-07:00

LA LA land

2009-03-06T22:55:00.001-08:00

Well, after a many month hiatus and what I can only describe as shoddy at best bloggage pre that, I have decided to pick up where I left off. Ever rambling, I now find myself in LA. In January I once again packed up the ol' Tahoe, which, if one could receive mail to an automobile, would basically be considered my primary address, and hit the road. With stars in my eyes and dreams of taking show biz by storm, I set off on my next big adventure.

I have now been out here for two months, working at a company called Metanoia Films (run to Blockbuster and rent "Bella"). In what capacity, you might wonder, am I working for the aforementioned production company? What skills do I bring to the table out here in Hollywood? Well, a picture is worth a thousand words, so I'll ask you kindly take a gander at the climbing wall displayed above. You're probably thinking to yourself, 'What a good lookin' rock wall...sure wonder what kind of skilled technician installed that g'lookin monstrosity of an excercise outlet in that office.' Well, my friends, you're lookin at her. That's right. Four years of college earned me a job as a laborer, mixing cement, climbing around on scaffolding, and building a 30 foot climbing wall in the middle of the Metanoia Films office. Now that it's finished, only the good Lord knows what my next Metanoia task will be...I'm just praying it's something that doesn't require me to hang 30 feet from the ground wielding a drill or concrete sander.

Truth be told, I've been loving life on the left coast so far. The good people of Metanoia are just that, buena gente. I've been living with my aunt, Weezer, while I get my feet on the ground and see if this LA gig "takes." Life with Weezer makes for constant entertainment. For example, I was sick this weekend and stayed in on Friday night (watching "Reality Bites"...for anyone reading this who is also 23 and drifting, do NOT watch this flick...it hits waaay to close to home at this particular juncture and will just make you feel full of slack). The Weezer and I were just sitting there, chatting, when all of the sudden she heard some rustling in the driveway and looked outside to see a group of about four 16 year old boys in her driveway (which is gated off from the street). The girl next door was having a birthday party, so there were tons of kids on the street. Well, Weezer obviously would have preferred that they stay on the street, and just let those boys have it. Seriously, y'all, I never in all mah life heard such an impressive display of blasphemy. I can only imagine that those little hoods never expected such language out of their friend's fine upstanding neighbor. Needless to say, staying in was worth the show!

Stay tuned for more tales from the left coast! Miss y'all!

Of eggnog, showgirl dresses, and gettin on the road again...

2008-12-21T12:28:00.000-08:00

Merry Christmas, all you yuletide young 'uns! I am still trying to keep up with this blogging business, though I seem to be moving at a glacial pace...thank goodness it's almost January--resolutions 'r' us!

I hope this Christmas season finds you all well and enjoying eggnog at many a swinging soiree. I myself have been enjoying myself indeed...I even managed to gather a group of merrymakers to carol for a cause. There were doors slammed by self-professed atheists and doors not opened at all, but through it all we managed to raise quite a sum to donate to Living Water International.

It really is the most wonderful time of the year. But, even though I am the number one fan of the institution of the Christmas fiesta, I had one of the least enjoyable nights of my life this weekend on a night that held multiple festivities. How did this happen?! After all, 'tis the season to be jolly, drink a hot toddy, and expose your, ehh hmm, body?? Methinks not! After only a mere goblet, I allowed my dear friend Bailey to dress me in her clothes. Now, I was not alone, in fact, I was joined by two dear friends. Why wouldn't we want to play dress up? Bailey has oh so much flair and sparkly items, and for some reason we all wanted to be Diana Ross that particular evening, because nothing says Feliz Navidad like the Supremes...??? Hmm...questionable reasoning...

So, out we went, I in my pink dress and Molls in her black, all decked out for a Midtown attack. Oh the stares I received, I cannot convey in words my discomfort. I guess when people are used to seeing you dressed in a librarian-esque uniform and then suddenly see you wearing, well, less than a turtleneck, it's cause for comment...I guess...My favorite part of the entire affair was when people asked me what I was "up to lately" and I had to reply, whilst clad in hot pink number reminiscent of a mod squad Barbie, that I am moving to LA. Clearly I looked like I was ready to hit the Hollywood strip; I caused more than one person to choke on their cocktails! Needless to say, I ran weeee weee weee all the way home as fast as I could and put my uniform back on. Ahhh pants and turtleneck how I love thee!

But, of course, this brings up another issue entirely: I am hitting the pavement again...the freedom of the open road will be mine in mere weeks (yikes!). After ringing in the New Year, I'm going to pack up my car (which, if I can sell mi auto, I am hopeful will be the most glorious of all automobiles invented...the noble station wagon!) and head out west to Los Angeles, the land of sun and speidi. I am excited like woooahhhh and far too naive to be scared, a fact of which I am quite aware and which, actually, is enough to scare me. So, more tales to follow, from the cross country trip and then from my LA life!

In the meantime, I hope that you all have a very Merry Christmas! I will leave you with a verse from one of my all-time fav carols...

"He came down to earth from heaven, who is God and Lord of all, and his shelter was a stable, and his cradle was a stall; with the poor, the scorned, the lowly, lived on earth our Savior holy."

Fraulein Marge marries Captain von Williams

2008-11-18T16:12:00.001-08:00

As I sit here reminiscing about the wedding I attended in Austin this past weekend, I am feeling compelled to share my thoughts on the magic that happened...

Last weekend Margaret Page wed Matt Williams at a noon-time ceremony at Tarrytown Methodist in Austin. Now, I don't know if any of y'all have ever been to a day wedding, but let me warn ya: it's code for "you WILL arrive with wet hair." My parents suggested that I should have woken up earlier...oh the heresy!

The ceremony was beautiful I tell you, simply goooooorgeous. Highlights included hearing the priest (or whatever you call them in Methodist church) refer to the groom as "Buddha in a suit" and weeping as my friend Mollie Brown sang "Be Thou My Vision" in a voice that one attendee described as "sexy/churchy." The wedding was simple, classic, perfect.

I love weddings. And, as I said, this one was perfect. But I always think they need a little whimsy. Something silly. I'm tempted to wear a bird's nest in my hair or put on some tacky red heels for my big day, but I think Marge's dash of magic takes the (wedding) cake. As the ceremony began, the family and wedding party processed into the church to a string orchestra playing something great and classical that I don't remember now. But, when Margaret walked down the aisle, the tune changed. Suddenly, visions of Leisl holding Fraulein Maria's veil danced in my head: she was walking down the aisle to the very song that Maria did when she married Captain von Trapp! It was AMAZING and I, of course, burst into tears.

Later I discovered that the only other person in the congregation to realize this little morsel of joy was a man of about 55 years of age who I can only describe as a having the exuberance of Rodney Dangerfield, a twang that rivals John Wayne's, and the dance moves of John Travolta. Needless to say, I was quite pleased to be keeping such stellar company in the musical trivia department.

Back in the swamp and up to my ears in alligators...

2008-11-04T21:52:00.001-08:00

Well, friends, we made it home again home again jiggity jog. Actually, we've been back for about a week now, I've just been uber lazy in posting. The last leg of the trip was a whirlwind, even for us. We made it back home on about 57 redbulls each, about 6 pounds of M&Ms (me), and about 4 pounds of goldfish (Bails). As Bails put it, the last leg of our trip was to roadtrips what all-nighters are to college: you don't really wanna have to pull it, but it wouldn't be college without 'em. We did see some pretty groovy stuff (old plantations which we coerced security guards to let a couple of "architecture students" ramble around on? check!) and made it back to the Lone Star state swamplands safe and sound.

I've deciding that, contrary to what my track record (SP whhhaaaatttt), the blogging life is the life for me. So, if you need me, you can find me on my blog. Hopefully I'll update it more regularly now that I have actual work to get done and therefore am in desperate need of a procrastination station...

What, you might ask, is this alleged "work"? Have I not recently retired? Does this mean I have acquired gainful employment? ummmm not exactly...I have decided to apply to grad schools, giving me three weeks in which to prepare and take both the GRE and the LSAT...hence the alligators...I'm currently in a stare-off with about a foot high stack of practice tests. I'll need y'all's prayers and encouragement! And, please, if I call you, don't let me chat...I love you and want to talk to you, but more likely I'm calling to give me a reason not to study. And let's just face it, I can come up with enough of those on my own!

Though I do not usually consider myself of the political ilk, what self-respecting American blogstress could neglect to mention the election? As many of you know, I did not, in fact, vote for President-elect Barack Obama and it would be dishonest to conceal my disappointment. I would, however, like to follow in the footsteps of one gracious senator in offering ol Bar (am I allowed to call him that?) my prayers and respect.

Right after I watched the election results, a song popped into my head that is by MercyMe and is called "You Reign." I was reminded that no matter who is the president of this country, I can rejoice in the fact that God reigns and that He has ordained whomever is ruling on earth. It reminded me of a post I read on one of my "mom blogs":

"And there's one more thing that's been on my mind during this election. As a Christian, I believe that God is on His throne no matter who is in the White House. What's more, He ordains the rulers of this world AND he commands us to honor and obey them insofar as they do not ask us to sin against Him. To act like it's the end of the world when our candidate of choice is not elected is implying that we don't trust God. he is not affiliated with any political party. his ways are not our ways, and He accomplishes His will through people of all colors and stripes and party affiliations." (www.musingsofahousewife.com)

Well, I'm off to get a bit of sleep...gotta wake up early and hit the ol books! I promise not to get political on y'all again if ya meet me back on the open road...

PS...

2008-10-21T21:54:00.001-07:00

CONGRATS KIM AND CHARLIE!!!!

...I decided purple is the color of wedded bliss...

My 1st Bong and Oh So Much More...

2008-10-21T21:15:00.000-07:00

Well, friends, here we are in Savannah, Geoooaagiaaahhh, land of mossy-ness and Paula Deen, Queen of Buttah-and-all-things-fried. It has been a while since I last updated, but I'll share some highlights...

Montreal turned out to be uber trendy. Our hotel, which we thought was a lovely quiet boutique moment, turned out to be a be-boppin discoteque full of French speaking Canadians clad in black. Who knew Canadians were so trendy? I hate to admit my ignorance, but I thought that Canadians mostly wore snow shoes and traded beaver pelts, but it turns out that our northern neighbors have waaaaaayyy upstaged us in terms of the cool factor.

I don't know if I've mentioned it yet, but Bails and I have turned our delightful chariot/mobile home into a scrapbook on wheels. The back is covered in bumper stickers which are a bit too heavy on the representation of Tennessee and Vermont, the only states with real pride and well-stocked gas stations. So, in Montreal, we were on the hunt for something to stick next to our Ben and Jerry's "If It's Not Fun Why Do It?" sticker. I was twirling the postcard rack in a souvenir shop when all of the sudden I bumped something, which bumped another something, then another, and so on, until there was a pile of shattered BONGS on the floor. I ask you, if you have a rack that twirls, shouldn't you ensure that it has the freedom to do the very task God intended it to do, ie, TWIRL?! More importantly, what souvenir shop sells bongs?! After an intense stand-off with the French Canadian man behind the counter, I ended having to, yes, buy a bong. My first and last. But, I tell you, I don't blame myself, I blame Canada.

After Montreal twas on to Niagara Falls. (Driving from Montreal to Niagara for the day is like driving from Houston to Disney World for the day...the valet man at our hotel in Montreal's reaction to our plan: "You girls are nuts.") I must say, the falls were cool to see, but the whole thing was a bit odd...we determined it to be a 1950s casino on an Indian reservation.

After spending the night with Bails' darlin friend, Jo, in Syracuse, NY (our college tour continues!), we drove down to Philly to stay with my best friend, Berkley, from Baltimore days of yore. Philadelphia is a very cool town full of streets with names like "Passyunk" and "Moneauk"...could never live there, I would never be able to find a darn thing with crazy talk like that. I also would die of a heart attack from Philly cheesesteaks, which we Berkley taught us to order with "whiz" or "no whiz" and "with" or "without"...ie, yes or no to cheese whiz and onions...we got "whiz with" after Bezerkley assured us that the cheese whiz was the authentic kind out of the aerosol can.

Last night we were in Chapel Hill, NC with my friend, Charlotte, from Buenos Aires. It was SO great to see her...we forced her to snuggle up and watch Enchanted and drink wine with us...scrumtrulescent!

Today we went to Charleston, SC but not before stopping at THE most bizarre place on earth, Dillon, SC. Dillon is one mile south of the NC/SC border and boasts an amusement park aptly named "South of the Border," which is actually a small town based on a highly un-PC stereotype of a Mexican man named "Pedro." (As if that is not enough, the town also features a mock African village, just to ensure that all marginalized cultures are properly insulted.) While horrible, South of the Border is also wildly entertaining, and a definite highlight of the sojourn so far.

Charleston was beautiful. I would love to go back and spend some more time there. We spent a few hours there wandering around. Talk about a place that knows how to preserve it's history...I gave it Flav's Stamp of Approval...no need to tar and feather any tacky developers in that town!

Then we moved on to Savannah, where we are now, staying with my best camp friend, Audrey, from when I was ages 8 thru 13...blast from the past! The first time we met she was an 8 year old Linda Richmond from Coffee Talk impersonator, giving me advice on things like Ace of Base (I was listening to musical soundtracks exclusively at that age). I have a feeling Savannah might be new favorite spot, right up there with Boston, but I'll keep y'all posted...

You know you love me,

xoxo

gadabout girl

Bon nuit from Montreal!

2008-10-16T14:15:00.000-07:00

So, here we are in Montreal! After two weeks on the open road, we have reached our northernmost destination!

We left Boston yesterday after lunch. We had gone to check out Harvard, whereupon Bailey rekindled an old friendship with a long lost boarding school-er whilst I got incredibly lost roaming the streets of Cambridge in search of them. I later got us both incredibly lost trying to get out of Boston...we circled the city about three times before we finally made it out. (I ask you, who names all of the loops in a city basically the same thing? 90? 95? 93? 495? Seriously?!) Bails really harnessed her chi and did not kill me, but, needless to say, my navigating privileges have been revoked. Bailey now reigns as head navigatress and I have been demoted to mere captainette. Oh how the mighty have fallen.

After Boston we headed up Vermont way, where maple syrup flows like wine. The drive was ab-so-bloomin-lutely amazing. The mountains were gorgemoso. Am I the only fool who has been kept in the dark about the majesties of the green mountain state?! Mountains and other natural wonders, Ben and Jer, maple syrup, friendly folk...who's been keepin this place a secret for so long?!

We got to Burlington (home of coat factory and also UVM, which apparently means University Verde Monte, not Uni Ver-Mont) at dinnertime. The city is very cool and full of crunchy granola and college types. Lots of Patagonia and dreadlocks walking around. We stayed with some girls who are in school at UVM and very cute and friendly and oh mah gawd were we in heaven staying in a girl's apartment! Our other hosts were lovely, but it was great to be in an apartment with about fifty million products. I used about ten different kinds of conditioner in the shower...my hair is now silky and smooth!

Today has been quite the magical one. We woke up, went to break-y (gingey bread pancakes? yes please!) with our hostesses with the mostesses and then headed out in the drizzle (yuck but cozy at the same time) to Ben and Jerry's. MA-GI-CAL. I don't even know how to describe the joyousness that is the Ben and Jer Factory...hmm...if Willy Wonka had a meetings of the minds with a hippie, this would be the fruit of their labor. I half expected to see wee orange men with green hair cartwheeling about and singing "oompa loompa doompity do..."

After our trip to see Ben and Jer, we headed up to Stowe, location of the Von Trapp Family Lodge, closest I've been in my Sound of Music stalking mission so far (next stop: Salzburg). And let me tell you, the hills were alive! I could just picture Fraulein Maria spinning about in mountain or Leisl yelling "WEEEEEEEE!"

After a car ride of serenading each other to the Sound of Music soundtrack (we both know every word...I was tempted to ask her to be Rolf during "Sixteen Going on Seventeen," but I don't think she would let me boss her around the way I used to MayMay when I would force her to put on plays with me..), we hit the Canadian border. Things weren't looking so great during our run in with a salty border patrolman (I don't know why I expected it to be more a Frances McDermott in Fargo character, but it most definitely was not). Fortunately, I think the moving mountain of junk that is the beast on wheels discouraged him, and he sent us through (without stamping our pasaportes, I might add...when did this whimsical tradition fall by the wayside? Vive la stamping of passports!).

Following the French signs to Montreal was no easy feat for a couple of Texicans, but we made it out of the cornfields in one piece. We just got here, so I can't make an accurate judgment quite yet, but I think I'm gonna like it here (name that tune!). I'll keep ya posted!

Bon nuit et bisoux!

Pahking the cah in Hahvahd yahd

2008-10-15T10:37:00.000-07:00

Oh how can I even begin to describe my love for Boston? Verily I say unto you, as far as cities go, it is wicked pissaaah (yah, that's right, just picked up a bit of Boston lingo, means "super cool")!

We got in yesterday after a trip to Providence, which is also one of the cooler cities I've ever been to...with Brown and RISD right there, I guess it was inevitable that it would become hipster haven. I can only imagine how well American Aparel must do in that ciudad. After Provi twas on to Bahston. Let me tell you, MUCh more difficult to drive here than in NYC! had a little pahking mishap involving my front bumper and someone elses cah...as the Boston folk say, *&@*&#!

We stayed with Stewart's friend, Matt, who very kindly let us crash on his couch. By the time we got here I think Stewart was about to kill us (too much girl time, methinks) so we split off to do a little retail therapy/wander and let them do their thaaaang. Walking around Boston was a blast...the architecture is amazaing...truly is my new fav place...reminds me a little bit of DC, but the whole city is like a ginormous Georgetown with mucho mas accion...basically, I'm in love. If you can't find me, I stayed here.

Highlight of Boston experience so far: RED SOX GAME! ummm...what can I even say about Fenway Park? Pretty freaking awesome! It was so small and the balconies all had these American flag things on them (I think called bunting...?) and, of course, all Sox fans decked in red and blue...could I have felt more americana?! Prob not. We enjoined some delish fenway franks and cracker jacks, but were delighted to find that they also serve clam chowdah and hot chocky at the stadium. Gotta love Boston!

We also had the good fortune to sit next to a lifelong Sox fan who became convinced that Bailey was from South Boston...a little preview of what I'm sure is to follow on her blog, "You'ah a f*(&*@#!@ Southie giahl! You'ah a mic!" Needless to say, I think it was Bailey's shining moment.

Today we woke up (late) and headed over to Cambridge, Mass, from whence I writeth. Hahvahd is gorge and Cambridge is very cute. Next it's on to Salem and then to pick apples, then up Vermont way...I hope the von Trapp family is waiting for us in dirndls and leiderhosen! By our calculations, it should only take four hours to drive to VT...hopefully we won't have another run-in with deceptively large mountains...

Love and miss y'all! Updates to follow...

Ramblin On

2008-10-13T21:32:00.000-07:00

Well, I can officially declare victory over the blogosphere...post #2...yippeeee! As I write I am lying with Bailey and Stewart in a very male (despite the reported one gal roommate) apartment in New Haven, CT...I'll give y'all a visual: family guy poster, about fifty empty Heineken mini-kegs, and some rather unsavory bathroom reading. We are, though, quite the grateful drifters that these studious young Yale folk have taken in we aimless wanderers.

We left NYC this morning bright and early after a great weekend visiting our long lost friends. Gotta love NYC, so much hustle and bustle and trendy young hipsters. We headed up to Kent, CT, home of the Kent School, Bailey's (almost) alma mater. It was gorgemosa...the trees up thar are just a-blaze in fall foliage style. We had lunch at a wee tavern there called the Fife and Drum, whereupon Stewart decided it would be wise to not only take his delicious coleslaw to go but then to careen around some hair pin turns, sending it flying, mayonaise, cabbage, and all, across the car and into my hair and lap...yummmmmmmyyyy...

After Kent we headed south to Fairfield (seriously, CT is amazing...it takes mere hours to cross the entire state, unlike the Blue Ridge Mountains, which are deceptively large for map novices), probably one of the cutest towns in the world. Bails rekindled the flame with her old college roomie, Stina.

After Fairfield it was on to New Haven...as part of Mission Freedom (aka, Save Stewie) we forced to Stewart to let us impose on his old high school friend...he is slowly but surely learning how to follow his bliss and lovin' it...either that or about to run far far away from the likes of us, not too sure about that...sooooo the high school friend (Davis) put us up in his friends' apartment, from whence I writeth.

New England is glorious (much like Blue)...there is some serious lush verdure foliage (miss ya Mayzaaa)...tomorrow we're off bright and early (we are catchin' serious worms up in these here parts) to Boston via Providence...ahh the glories of being able to reach a whole new town in mere hours!

PS- I saw the picture above in a coffee table book (my fav form of literature) last nite and am in fear that we increasingly resemble this man...the photo (Avedon) is called "Drifter"...

My 2nd crack at blogging

2008-10-10T14:14:00.000-07:00

Well, my last feeble attempt at blogging went up in flames. Before I moved to Argentina I had high hopes of becoming a blog-stress extradinaire, regaling my friends at home in a high tech fashion. Unfortunately, my one and only blog was posted from the Houston airport (lauraenargentina.blogspot.com ....seriously, it was pathetic), but I am hoping that my blogging career will rise like a phoenix.

I'm writing from my godmother's kitchen in Baltimore, MD. Why, pray tell, am I in B-more, home of 'dem O's and natty bohs? Well, gather 'round and I'll tell y'all...

After a summer of being a legitimate young professional, I decided that I had grown old before my time and decided to take to the streets with my best friend, Bailey, who took a hiatus from her promising career as jewelry peddler to copilot "the beast" (my trusty ol' tahoe) around our great nation. So, last Saturday we headed out of the great state of Texas, headed north with Montreal as our final destination before we head south again (you can read about our trip on her blog, too...ehhhh I can't think of the name but will post it later).

So, we now find ourselves (well, I find myself...Bails just jumped on the train for New York) in Bawlmer, MD, my hometown. Great place, full o' Baltimorons. It's been a trip visiting my old haunts and seeing May May (who is in nursing school at Hopkins). Tomorrow Mayzr, Stewart (my old childhood friend), and I will attempt to navigate this ship through the treacherous streets of Manhattan...wish us luck!

Will keep y'all posted as we head up to ye old...